kya shahr-e-mohabbat men hajjam nahin hota

baal apne baḌhate hain kis vaste divane

kya shahr-e-mohabbat men hajjam nahin hota

ashiqi ka ho bura us ne bigaḌe saare kaam

ashiqi ka ho bura us ne bigaḌe saare kaam

ham to a b men rahe aghyar B.A. ho gaye

Dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti

dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti.

har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti.

Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha.

to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.

Ishq Krne Walon Ka Yahi Anjam Hota Hai

Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai

Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

Banen Len Jaandeo

Banen Len Jaandeo

Banen Le Ke Aandeo

Paandeo Te Pendi Nai

Laandeo Te Lendi Nai

Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari

Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai

Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!

Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye

Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye

Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari

Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye

Banen Meri Vadhiya

Banen Meri Top Di

Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye

Nikeyaan De Naap Di

Chhez Huve Asli

Te Moo?on Paee Boldi

Thoop Nalo Gori Lage

Rassi Utte Doldi

Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi Ais Noon Ha?ndaa Lo

Pher Paanve Bachayaan Da Jhaangia Bana Lo

Exam Song

Exam song !

Why this examveri examveri examveri di…

Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.

Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…

Why this examveri examveri examveri di..

White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..

Why this examveri examveri examveri di..

Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan

seriya vasi

ready 1 2 3 4..

Tune changes..

Kayila paper.. Only englsh..

Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..

Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..

Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw u..

God i m dying nw

pls make me pass nw

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar

Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar

Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka

osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar

Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar

Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar

Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley, Jo Le Gaye Thay Udhar Kangi

Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley, Jo Le Gaye Thay Udhar Kangi

Mahina Hone Ko A Gaya Hai, Na Us Ne Ditti Na Ham Ne Mangi

Wo Wapda Ne Jo Bulb Mota Laga Diya Hai Tumhare Dar Par

Tu Is Ke Chanan Se Tum Se Milne Main A Rahi Hai Shdeed Tangi

Ye Almia Hai K Us Ko Milne Main Jab Kabi Luk Lka Ke Puncha

Tu Us Ki Dadi Damy Ki Mari Hamesha Ae Aos Waqt Khagi

Tu Apni Sari Nasehton Ko Sambhal Ke Rakh Le Pass Apne

Tu Mama Lagta Hai Is Gal Ka, Wo Ham Ko Bheri Lage K Changi

Hmari Qismat Hai Do Take Ki, Ke Shehr Ki Sab Se Mathi Larki

Wo Sare Din Main Hmare Agyon Se Kyi Waran Muskra Ke Langi

Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Husn Ki Toop Ka Gola Mara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Tuj Par Gir Jaye Kutbi Tara Tera Khakh Na Rahe

Banking Counsil Teri Har Shay Karqi Kar Dain

Char Jaye Tuj Par Karza Bhara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Sardi Andar Nehar Ke Bnay Sari Raat Khlote

Tu Na Ayi Laya Lara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Dil Ke Chori Ke Alzam Main Police Ka Chapa Par Jaye

Pharya Jaye Tbar Sara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Sari Ghazal Suna Kar Bi Nahi Sara Dil Ka Mukia

Sada Hai Bas Iko Ae Nara Tera Kakh Na Rahe

Be Fazol Si Gal Par Ar Kar Sute Rah

Be Fazol Si Gal Par Ar Kar Sute Rahe

Dhupe Pye Pye Sar Gaye Sar Kar Sute Rahe

Biwi Ne Dabkya To Wo Gabar Kar

Ghalat Train Par Char Gaye, Char Kar Sute Rahe

Ratain Daku Pend Main Honja Pher Gaye

Pehre Wale Dande Phar Kar Sute Rahe

Digge Thay Asman Se, Aray Khjor Main Ham

Bas Fair Aos Khjor Main Ar kar Sute Rahe

Us Ke Ganje Ghone Sar Ki Yaad Main Ham

Rangle Palang Ka Pawa Phar Kar Sute Rahe

Begam Se Dar Kar Bhage Tu Do Din Tak

Bay Bay Ke Kamray Main War Kar Sute Rahe

Mehboba Se Milne Ka Bra Shoq Tha

Mehboba Se Milne Ka Bra Shoq Tha

Aik Din Likh Dia Khat Us Ko

Bholi Bhali Smaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko

De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Mukhtar Ko

Main Ne Darya K Bahut Bari Moj Dekhi

Jab Apne Piche Mukhtyar Ki Foj Dekhi

Logo Ne Kha K Kis Pe Azab Aya Hai

Dil Ne Kha Nas Putar Tere Khat Da Jwab Aya Hai

Un Ke Bare Mai Hai Up to Date Apni Aagahi

Un Ke Bare Mai Hai Up to Date Apni Aagahi

Kon Se Thay Jin Ke Ham Zakhm Judai Seh Gye

Shukar Hai Niswar Ki Dabya Pe Aeina Bi Hai

Dekh Lete Hain Ke Kitne Dant Baqi Reh Gye

Pind Ke Bohar Thale Ham Ishq Laraya karte Thay

Pind Ke Bohar Thale Ham Ishq Laraya karte Thay

Wo Panday Dhone Aati Thi Ham Maj Nhwya Karte Thay

Wo Har Kam Main Agay Thi Ham Har Kaam Main Phari Thay

Wo Sabaq Mqa Ke Bai Jati Ham Pencil Garhia Karte Thay

Jdon Meri Bay Bay Us Ke Ghar Rishta Lain Gyi

Wo College Jaya Karti Thi Ham Daras Main Parhya Karte Thay

Garmiyon Main Sukar Dhupare jadon Ham Amb Par Charia Karte Thay

Munh Suj Prola Hota Tha Jab Demon Larya Karte Thay

Pind Ke Sar Kande Tlay Jab Wo Muj Se Milne Aati Thi

Sheda, Gama, Fazlo, Teefa Muft Main Sarya Karte Thay

Un se keh do

Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein FARAZ! 

Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai

meri khushi ke lamhe

meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain faraz

abi mujra shuru hi huwa tha k chaapa par gaya!!

Hamari zindagi to

Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ

Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

sundar ladki

1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...

Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...

aap use Hospital le gaye....

Doctor bola :-

'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..

Lo ho gayi tension............

Aap bole main iska Baap nahi hu,

Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai.

Aur tension !...........

Police aayi aur aapka Medical Checkup hua

Report aayi K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.

Saala 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...

Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...

aap use Hospital le gaye....

Doctor bola :-

'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..

Lo ho gayi tension............

Aap bole main iska Baap nahi hu,

Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai.

Aur tension !...........

Police aayi aur aapka Medical Checkup hua

Report aayi K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.

Saala aurr tension......

Aapne ThankGod kaha aur bahar aa gaye....

Fir yaad aaya Ghar mein 2 Baccheyhain wo kiske hain ??????

REAL TENSION....... tension......

Aapne ThankGod kaha aur bahar aa gaye....

Fir yaad aaya Ghar mein 2 Baccheyhain wo kiske hain ??????

REAL TENSION.......

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye

Sunny Toh Deol Bhi Hai...

Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye

Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai...

Phone to iPhone Ya Blackberry hona chahiye

S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai...

Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye

Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hoti hai...

Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye

Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai...

Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye

Caring to Nurse bhi hoti hai...

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye

Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai...

Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye

Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai...

Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye,

Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai...

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye

Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai...

Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye

Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai...

Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye,

Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai...

Ladki sweet honi chahiye

Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai...

Ladka Smart hona chahiye

Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai...

Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye

SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hai...

Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye

Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai...

Bande ke paas Izzat honi chahiye

Paise to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai...

Ladka accha hona chahiye

Smart to Phone bhi hota hai...!!!