Un se keh do

Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein FARAZ! 

Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai

meri khushi ke lamhe

meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain faraz

abi mujra shuru hi huwa tha k chaapa par gaya!!

Hamari zindagi to

Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ

Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

sundar ladki

1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...

Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...

aap use Hospital le gaye....

Doctor bola :-

'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..

Lo ho gayi tension............

Aap bole main iska Baap nahi hu,

Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai.

Aur tension !...........

Police aayi aur aapka Medical Checkup hua

Report aayi K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.

Saala 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...

Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...

aap use Hospital le gaye....

Doctor bola :-

'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..

Lo ho gayi tension............

Aap bole main iska Baap nahi hu,

Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai.

Aur tension !...........

Police aayi aur aapka Medical Checkup hua

Report aayi K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.

Saala aurr tension......

Aapne ThankGod kaha aur bahar aa gaye....

Fir yaad aaya Ghar mein 2 Baccheyhain wo kiske hain ??????

REAL TENSION....... tension......

Aapne ThankGod kaha aur bahar aa gaye....

Fir yaad aaya Ghar mein 2 Baccheyhain wo kiske hain ??????

REAL TENSION.......

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye

Sunny Toh Deol Bhi Hai...

Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye

Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai...

Phone to iPhone Ya Blackberry hona chahiye

S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai...

Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye

Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hoti hai...

Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye

Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai...

Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye

Caring to Nurse bhi hoti hai...

Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye

Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai...

Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye

Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai...

Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye,

Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai...

Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye

Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai...

Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye

Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai...

Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye,

Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai...

Ladki sweet honi chahiye

Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai...

Ladka Smart hona chahiye

Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai...

Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye

SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hai...

Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye

Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai...

Bande ke paas Izzat honi chahiye

Paise to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai...

Ladka accha hona chahiye

Smart to Phone bhi hota hai...!!!

Thak gaya main use I love u kehte kehte

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

uski aankhe jheel se bhi gehri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kehte kehte,

phir pata chala yaar wo to behri thi....

Aaj Kal Woh

Aaj Kal Woh Hum Se Baat Nahi Karte Hain

Raat Se Din Aur Din Se Raat Nahi Karte Hain

Aate Rehte Hain Khayalon Main Har Pal

Par Asliyat Main Mulakaat Nahi Karte Hain.......

Tu Wo Zaalim Hai

Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka..

“Ae dost”

Aur Dil Wo Kafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh kar Bhi Tera Ho Gaya…!!!!!

Tum Pe Nazar pari To

!!♥Chup Chaap Chall Rahae Thay Safr-e-Hayat Mein...!!

Tum Pe Nazar pari To Gumraah Se Ho Gaye..!! ♡

ham ko SUGAR ho gai

Kyaa bataaen, ke hum ko, ye bimaari keunker ho gaai..?

Itne meethey hum ban gaaey ke ham ko SUGAR ho gai..

Sub se meetha, bolne ki, hum ko yeh, mili hay sazaaaa..

Khaane peene me dekho, meetha hamara hi bund huaa.!

Meethi baaten kerte kerte, hum meethe ko taras gaaey,,

Baadal kaheen, jo ruke hue they, achanak baras gaaey !

Meethey meethey nahi rahna,Kabhi khatte karwe ho jana,

Sadaa meethey rahne me baraa, nuqsaan hay, Janaaan.!

Aey Khuda! boht boht tera shukrya tu ne hame bimar kya,

Bimaarpursi ko hi sahi, "Unhon" ne hamen, yaaad to kya !!

Kahin-na-kahin, kuch-na-kuch rah hi jata hai zindagi me,,

Dekhnaa aey naaz! kami na aaye us khuda ki bundagi me!

Kabhi Kisi Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Kabhi Kisi Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Ho Jaaye To Inkaar Mat Karna

Nibha Sako To Chalna Uski Raah Par

Varna Kisi Ki Zindagi Barbaad Mat Karna